Monday, September 14, 2020

TMIT: THE THINKER, PAINT IT BLACK



1. when are you most motivated? now, as i'm losing my friends one by one...

2. if you didn't know your age, how old would you think you'd be?

funny this comes up, this is the conundrum i've been struggling with awhile now. i haven't dealt with it and i'm not on tv with a suitcase. see, and this was before the pandemic. i got lost in time where Time wasn't a thing for me anymore, i stopped counting the seconds. and the days. like that commercial for fortified chocolate milk with hormones i drink everyday. and then i did a reacharound and tried to think when my birthday was again and couldn't. i smoked with a caterpillar instead to forget. that i needed to forget. that was depressing. i don't know how old i am anymore...and i don't want to find out, i'm scared to.

……...instead i remain the 12-year-old nostalgic boy from the '80s i've always been...Fedco pizza...kissing red frogs...sleeping in hospitals...

3. what is one part of your everyday routine that you'd be better off without?

my Archer reviews. damn it all to hell. i did a review of EVERY SINGLE episode from the last season of Archer...really thinking that would be the last season!!! and it kinda was, i mean that last episode was quite Anthony Bourdain, quite retrospective psychedelic. and then they turn around and say THIS season coming up this week this Wednesday is gonna be the last season!!!...maybe!!! well HELL NAW i'm not gonna do Archer reviews anymore, those things are time-confusing and time-consuming and laborious...and for what?...what do i gain from them!?...

4. what is a question you wish people would ask when they meet you for the first time?

do you bore easily? cos you're gonna get bored with me real quick...two weeks tops and i'll never see you again...at least let me keep the pesto gum...






3 comments:

Bathwater said...

If I didn't know my age or look closely in the mirror I would say I am thirty-five. But when I been working on the Jeep all day my body can feel like I am closer to the fifty-six I will be in three more days.

Jules said...

1: After 1 glass of rather splendid wine.

2: 15

3: Washing pots.

4: What is your essence? *)

the late phoenix said...

bathwater: happy birthday!

mah dahlin:

1. I got rose ice cream at The Store today! rosay all day

2. i'm 12, let's Romeo and Juli

3. come with me and season a wok...

4. I was close, I asked you if you wanted to be the Catwoman to my Batman...

love ya *)