1. what strange areas of your body are ticklish?
so my Simulated-Reality Body has an itchy crotch. but me---my physical body in this reality, this timeline---i do not have an itchy crotch…...needless to say my Simulated-Reality Body gets more dates...
2. what is something you are interested in sexually, but only on a purely fantasy level? something that you think about but could never fully act on:
Smurfs. you know? there is nothing sadder than self-sabotage. i'd be ruining my childhood on my own myself.
3. if you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history buy you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life after that week, would you do it?
well yeah i mean Charlie the Tuna fucked Jessica Simpson.
4. what do you consider taboo and have you ever ventured into this territory? was it a great good bad or horrific experience?
fucking in a graveyard cemetery. i know i know, it seems cool to do, especially on Halloween Night. but there really is something to that Rest In Peace part, you disturb that eternal rest and you're gonna need more than TheraFlu to get out of it. when you're actually fucking on a gravestone, trying to balance everything in your life, you may see things differently. if you can see anything at all. like when i did it i looked at the gravestone and there in letters was engraved:
MY NAME!!!
5. what part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?
does anyone else instead of shaking hands with a stranger upon first meeting them kiss their knee? i'm not talking about their back-knee of course, that's too intimate, but just their front knee.
BONUS: if you could make a porn film/video with any celebrity, who would it be and why?
Marie Osmond. it'd be the most loving wholesome sex-positive sweetness-and-light religious porn ever made. and Sasha Grey, cos that'd be like doing a linereading with De Niro......well '70s De Niro anyway...
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4 comments:
I would not get a fish head. I've managed to get in a few days of great sex along the way. I don't need a full week that badly!
bath: generally concede, I mean anchovies on pizza is just not something I want to think about for too long...HTMIT :)
1: My third eye.
2: Also Smurfs. This could be the new blue.
3: No. I’d be carping forever.
4: The drink Taboo - it’s an alco-pop. I prefer it hard.
5: My brain.
Bonus. Big Bird. *)
1. they're a good band who made that fateful mistake
2. I feel a New Order song coming on
3. and camping that carp. and glamping the gerbils
4. is that anything like Mexican Coke?
5. sapiosexual
BONUS: you know the real reason Big Bird and Snuffy are such good friends...
love you *)
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