Sunday, September 1, 2019

TMIT: MARILYN MANSON: AARP AMBASSADOR



1. when you're old, would you rather die before or after your significant other? Marilyn Manson is 50! and Trent Reznor is a middle-aged happily-married family man. i'm getting old. i'm getting old now. i mean does it matter anymore when my heroes have lasted, survived, and won life like this?

2. would you rather live at the top of a tall apartment building, in your favorite city, or at the top of a mountain?

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3. would you rather have to sew all your clothes or grow your own food?

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4. would you rather have your debt forgiven or have guaranteed good health for a decade?

i want to own Colonial Penn insurance cos that made Alex Trebek miraculously recover.

i'd rather just be forgiven.

socialized medicine in the United States, why the fuck is it so hard to do!!?

5. would you rather take a bubble bath with your boss or fuck your neighbor?

bubble bath with my boss cos that one has an emoji on Instagram...

BONUS: would you rather have the details of your financial life or your love life be made public?

girls, girlbosses, and just bosses are smart now in this age, good on Bella Thorne and Whitney Cummings and Jeff Bezos, they release their own nudes, retain their power, and sap all the power from their bullies. of course this could just all be a function of the fact that people nowadays seem to have no shame about ANYTHING anymore, but hey, whatever works, right?

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