I'M ALWAYS TIRED. MY ENERGY IS DEPLETED.

learned:

* seriously

* why is it that i'm more tired after my shower? (tireder?)

* that Norwegian doc's got like no accent.

* Colonel Sanders, in keeping with his brand, is stoned.

* Bazooka Joe did this. didn't work. you gotta first fix what's inside. gotta get rid of that bazooka.

* Vanilla Icelandic Ultrablue

* see? Enya would sell more records if she wore a sexy dress. it's not all about the music.

* Captain Stabbin

* there is no such thing as clean pure air. gotta go to space for that.

* no one should use that word. no one.

* can't Disneyfy the horrors of history.

* can't sweet-old-lady-fy the horrors of history.

* can't wait for Olympic golf!

* what are you willing to pay for a college education?

* fudge is being bleeped. fudge isn't good for you, it's not healthy. why do they make fudge anyway?

* hey, come on, i like Smooth.

* hitting too close

* this is fundamentally why Weekend at Bernie's didn't work. death isn't funny.

* you can also use the embalm balm as chapstick.

* that blanket must be really itchy.

* young Neil Diamond

* "Solitary Man" plays in the Bubble Room.

* no one reads in a limousine.

* Thursdays/Fridays = Star Trek: The Next Generation lettering

* i'll never get shaving bumps. cos i don't shave.

* what the world needs now is love, sweet love. AND more friendship.

* but not dad grads, they're too old

* don't worry, there's no Phase Two. it was never continued...

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happy weekend. keep calm and carry on