Friday, June 10, 2016

SPEAKING OF GARDENING...


learned:

* i love this stuff. i live for this stuff. i love shorts. which is ironic cos i haven't worn shorts in 20 years. this is like if adult swim and Imagemakers on PBS had a baby. a baby who grew up to be Wes Anderson.

* frog team? i'm not Navy SEAL material.

* I FOREVER HATE ALL ANIMAL ABUSE . ART IS NEVER AN EXCUSE.

* play Jerry Cantrell's Boggy Depot in the background as you watch this.

* it's when he rubs himself in the back of his pants you should worry.

* it's all grass in the end.

* shovel privileges suspended. for one week.

* don't play with your rolling cart like that, there are cameras everywhere.

* still scratching my head over the female voice narration. not sure what they were going for there. does anyone know Wes Anderson's instagram?

* this is getting ridiculous. we are being reduced to suitcase gas. when is that renewable energy from the alien ship coming?

* sugar sludge, also known as: sugar

* oh i see, it's the woman in the blue shirt, cap, and bottle in her butt. she's the worm who's taken over the dude's body, i'm tryna keep up.

* we missed you, Hotel Hell.

* dude, it's just carrots.

* first time in my life i'm rooting for the cops

* solution: don't go to the bathroom.

* God is Pepe Le Pew. and we are the cat with the white stripe on our back.

* filthy hippie Berniebot Sanderista cosplayers

* current mood: dumb/happy. thanks, Kurt.

* a sock filled with...white jewels

* you can grin, but you can't grin aggressively.

* just don't go to any Christmas parties with the mayor

* a denial died on my tongue: wish i could write like that.

* the mayor WISHES he was Hugh Hefner.

* that's the problem, the mayor can't give himself a one-week shovel suspension. Vermin Supreme 2016

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happy weekend


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