Monday, June 13, 2016


real Archer was driving the truck, clone's in the pool.

1. do you obsess about having an orgasm during partner sex? are you disappointed if you don't orgasm? i tried to fake it once but i was all sticky afterwards so that gave it away. y'know you really shouldn't obsess over things, it just saps you of energy. i obsess about coffee when my energy is low.

2. why are you into gay porn? cos i like all porn, i think of porn more as art. i took a porn-as-art class in college.

3. why are you not into gay porn? this is confusing. i remember that class. i did well in it cos i had a crush on the ginger teacher who was younger than me. she had a mane of wild hair. she visited me at my apartment and we watched Northern Exposure together. i got an A in the course. i am grateful for that exposure.

4. do you use drugs to have or enhance sex? yes, alcohol is a drug. i can't perform without my nerds in my bed. my Nerds candy drizzled all over and Mark Zuckerberg under the sheets. i'm with the consensus, modest is nice but Zuckerberg really should have gone for the Jetsons house. R.I.P. Janet Waldo

5. do you believe you are much more sexually open-minded/risky/kinky than most of your previous partners and friends? y'know Kinky Boots? my kinky boot came to life and talked to me. i tried to sell the rights of my story to Disney but they didn't believe it. Michael Eisner in the meeting was in a rush to see Hamilton. *sigh* how soon everyone forgets.

bonus: do you believe in ethical non-monogamy, even if it isn't right for you? why or why not? sure, live and let live. the only ethic i have is the artist's ethic. (i'm so sorry, Dali, but i slept with your imaginary friend Dullita. we didn't intend for this but one thing led to another. we were discussing art and imaginariness and it just happened. please forgive me, my hero.)



Jules said...

My kinky bewwwts always talk to me. All 4 pairs of 'em. They're very jealous of each other and it's hard to keep them satisfied. *)

the late phoenix said...

i still want to see Disney's treatment of Kinky Boots, the talking boot who's the Jiminy Cricket to the young boy questioning everything about himself, if he's even a real boy...*)