Wednesday, October 21, 2026

AMELIA EARHART FINDING HERSELF: PAPERBACK WINGMAN

 



















Amelia Earhart: life on this island has been hard.
Fred Noonan: right. but at least it wasn't bene boring, we;ve had the Gillogan;s Ialnd castaways to abuse us.
Smell nah, they got boring too real Wickham. how do you find the Dkiooer>
Fred bloke.
celiac yeah bot he doesn't talk to me, not even to tell me his anme. the Professor said women scientists are Lt a thing. Mary Smm is trying to get me into porn and Gimnegr is trying to save KY soul with her born-agaon island religion. Mr. and Mrs, Howell are investing in cryptpo.
the ghost of Gullihanl I would have talked to you, Md, esrjrt. an I call you Chelia the car? I like flying. did you know while I'm as on the sialnd I learn to fly I this y most by droning the coconut milk? 
fRed: your Island mates are all party duds. dude.
Gtrefl unite tight Gulligan my boy.

Fe;AI: everyone on the island THINKS they know what pir relationship is. bunch of swerve Joss pip. I'm sty o;ve drug your God name into this they;ve made you out to ba  paperback fleuron romance flying stuff with the wind in your junk hair.
Grdl I can't be shirtless,, it wouldn't be proper. 
Amelia: just n know that you will ALWAYS be ju navapor in life.
Fred blouses through his cigar and miss gotten smile.

Night of the creeps: Erord Dcoence as a B movie...

jaye Ever happens to Bay Jane>": could sworn those was a 1920s Pre=Code movie...

Liv Ullmann; do you get a special split of your;e a hose it's?
Hagar the orroble with a strhoscope instead of a club: ...
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Ingmar Ber,g,anL not me, I Roger Cakifotnians. have you heard of Dacndonavan syphilis? I claim  for Befman as KY patter, I don't care!!! I forged the ethic retook ate.

Salman ingl the eusoide of an Isidore. they're would be ebem more Rd Fhor Fdiraoes in 20206 of I were alive. I write an episode about a sexy naked ight0blie AI woman named Rita...

Fa[ce Dvemyroe Vibrta: a Japanese man named Japan?...

Basket Case: the monster in the basket should have been a second head that looked exactly like faunal;s head...
Dopant:L IPM a sim dude I  jeans with a massive lion;s-mane corky gro. um  a tall skinny white boot. I was in The Rgo and Hukble pie. j did Gidpell and Haor on Broadfeay at the same time. I was on TV, too, I did The rector Cinpany in the p70s. after mu Fareed was over I played basketball for the Gdlen ate trips in the l80s...

real dad's call their daughters :pal"///

ak HiltuendnL Io laying the blonde on the Baske case remake...

Jen Caf=rfagboL IP wearing Arizona coat dress...

the tack of the iller Tomatros cartoon: that ie character why's a This ousters rekect...

at the Oner atonal tennis hall of Da,e.
Tigers here RL what are your tights on this?
Mary carillon: that;s WY I went into broadcasting rog. are you gonna be a tennis comment tarp now. are you headed up to the booth?
Tiger Federer l no, no one can understand jacent. p coaching And fakes; come all...

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