PRO NOK HOCKEY: THAT WOOD BLOCK IS A GOALIE?

 

me: i'm a pro Nok Hockey player now.

Jen R: well good for you. ah the Nok Hockey memories, thousands of boards atop trash cans in an empty grey-carpeted HUGE auditorium on the UCLA campus.

me: summer theatre camp, the '80s. 

Jen: those days are never coming back, but you;ve somehow hung onto them this way impressive.

dad: I'm your sports psychologist.

meL DAD?!!! you hung the moon.

dad: for you pier ally. I was the architect of the ;80s, wat Ade the p8s the ;8-ts for you.

me: yes,m i only realized this like last year. bot you were never a pushy parent, a football dad.

dad: no a ballet dad for that matter. how are you doing on  the circuit?

 

me: I just need a little refers on the rules and il  sure the results will follow.

dad: is the middle circle blue or red?

me: that was tricky. whendo you put the wood Puck on the red circle/

dad; I think it;s like when it goes out very there? off the board onto the potato salad? the wood block at the top of the Goa Zone countian is supposed to be a goalie/

m that blew my mind, I had no idea I thought it was lost the place where you take you thumb and forgiver and shoot that shoot squeeze shot with the wood Puck rocketing into the goal.

dad: the Dhocket. I think you mena carroming. mu plastic hockey stick is blue.

Kayce: what doing of name is that for a Teleport one cowboy he EpiPen of a man!!!

All Doel;s Day: we have to key the Daonta have their day BEFOE us, the imprint people. we;re yes the nobodies...

a naked Rebecca love and a naked Lelsie Dvroovo are at premier Lefaie fan Fest I Denver.

Rebecca Lowe; your;r used to eating food, bot I'm eating your cut.

Le;some Dbrooc;l needs wine.

a naked Dhorey EesenL ey it jat in on this too!!!

Leslie: PBD babe soundly.

TeevaaL PNd stands for denier brand Soccer...

Billy organL why was '19769: it hophes-chrting song? we have EWAY better songs than :@19"!!! :By taking hot": is a perfect song. "Vero Rock" continually gets a 100 on Gyitar Hero. it;s lost so frost rating.

Morrissey: I'm gonna do a cover of "Mponster Msh." all Doths songs sound like :MPonster Mash.."

Pixar My heart: we deliver.........in a Scooby Van...

Ealwjrl Oizza My heart is where I get SLL guy food...

the TRUE Suepr Mario Btros 2, 1986, JaoanL y was amore Ike year Mario bros ewcond Eiesr.

Little Mario: that EAF windstorm tho!!! and me without KY oat. as a gulf;l-groen man I'm one foot tall...

LuigiL everyone forgets that this was timed. you only had five jointed to complete a level, you had to HURRY!!! mom your fat ass, Mario!!!

Brulee in One Peice; Breet omers...

Meet the Oress: kinda cool how the 3 Rondtabkle goes apt at tat Tony cellar coffee table nfeore they gi on air.

Tom Tosser tl the node k circle...

Luke tosser: booty why those TONY chairs, dad? they're like chairs from a diner garden, nobody's adult butt can for on  them

Tom Tosser tl not even when Ttwggy was son Meet the Oerss, I remember my dad done reviewing her...

I'll have;s: rooms RTM bncong this football oil eit;s a basketball, tat;LS cool.

women;s college soccer; ohh yeah, you're watching this...

I;m lying on  the couch.

dad: supine, remember when you had to wear a back brace?

me; I blocked that out untill St now. 

dad; totals why you didn't go to prom. your;e thinking t yourself that your ember seeing that leag windstorm in the Mario game, you just forgot about it.

me: yeah, yeah, it;s coming all to me now!!! I saw that lead Winston at Toius R us!!! the screen was behind glass. the cool nog brood skateboarder I'd was playing as Marip of course, I was salways lost a watcher.

dad; ,e,EBT when I told you about that movie about the goy with cancer how as beard at the doesn't table because his wife and best for end were duke r than he was, they didn't g to college, they couldn;t one stand his art phat pry references, he answered evervru worship on Jeopardy right like I did.

me" YES!!! well I go ally saw Fyong Young. o and to ask you what leukemia was as a kid when y cockaigne dit to me. 

dad; now we CNA tell about how it was stalling to all o us how Vicnenr D'Onofrio never mad e a play for Jlia tie rts. at least icnent should have told Cajon ell Dcvott that held be there for Julia after Vaobell died, you know?

me: your;e a good shrinks dad.