learned:
* wait, this is easy, use the perpetrator's fear of heights against him.
* Luffy from One Piece is a great character. his entire body is completely rubber...
* kids don't try this at home. adults, too. never lift a barbell over your head with just one hand unless you have a spotter who wears a giant R on his or her chest nearby.
* Captain Barbell: i wanted to get the new Playboy calendar but it wasn't extra-big. i need my calendars to be extra-big. if i get a date wrong, someone dies.
* this will not work with dumbbells. *Neil deGrasse Tyson remains seated*
* Captain Barbell: i hide my magic barbell under my bed so no one will locate it and feel that uncontrollable urge to exercise. the problem is i sleep on my stomach so i have never had a good night's sleep in my life. i know that justice is its own reward but can like someone i saved buy me a Sleep Number bed?
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have a super weekend
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