Friday, August 21, 2015

NOT THE NIETZSCHE THING


learned:

* Aquaman: every hero gets beaten up, it's part of life. whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Captain Atom: what?
Aquaman: nevermind.

* Aquaman: you think Batman is a C-lister? he's obviously a B-lister, B for Batman.

* Aquaman: POPPYCOCK!
Captain Atom: language.

* Captain Atom: dead resurrection? now that's the coolest power. which hero does that?
Aquaman: a personal friend of mine named Jesus.

* Captain Atom: oh Aquaman before i forget, a group of Wiccans swung by Headquarters yesterday wanting to join the Justice League. they have the power to commune with nature, they're very attuned to Mother Earth. i told them you were in charge of membership.
Aquaman: were they hot?

* Aquaman: so, after that do you feel roused?
Captain Atom: yes. is that what they call it?
Aquaman: Captain Atom, why are your pants shrinking?

* i'll never forget the critique my professor wrote at the top of my first college paper on Nietzsche: not sexy enough.

* on my initial viewing of this i laughed so hard and so long at Captain Atom's line at the end, "what was that?", that i missed the rest of the episode.

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happy weekend




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