Friday, August 14, 2015

BANKRUPTCY IS TEMPORARY, HIP HOP IS FOREVER





learned:

* but they are roommates.

* Jim Henson is teachin' 'em how to Dougie in his grave.

* OMG i had a rubber ducky when i was a kid. did you? he was my friend. my best friend. my only friend. he talked to me, told me of the horror of having his soul trapped in a mold of plastic, he just wanted to return to the lake of his youth and eat breadcrumbs again, this was Duck Hell. i never bathed again.

* i got a rubber butt..............know what i'm sayin'.

* i walk with a limp..........still recovering from being laid up with my bad ankle. i got a cane.......and an instrument that helps me walk........know what i'm sayin'.

* Elmo will NEVER be First Generation.

* that ducky does not want to play the trumpet, he wants to play the drum machine. can't force arts on the youth, has to come naturally. piano lessons flashbacks anyone?

* look for more of this when the franchise moves to HBO and is rebranded Tha Streetz.

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happy weekend


2 comments:

Jules said...

Having a bath with you must be so exciting. I'll bring my duck? *)

the late phoenix said...

juli: it is, mah dahlin, bath is life. first we'll start with that thing where we squeeze water through the palms of our hands. then we'll do the shooting of water out our mouths like we were water fountains. our rubber duckys will kiss beaks and make friends *)