okay, so Orangina has now hurt me both internally and externally. whenever i drink it, much like the pomegranate cider, i get so woozy to the point of blackouts, my sleep patterns are permanently disrupted. also late last afternoon, while trying to unscrew the bottle of Orangina, i cut myself on that stupid, tiny, undoubtedly-rusty metal bottle cap. i love Orangina, but we're going through a rough patch.
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Is orangina that fizzy orange pop?
I once (when very drunk after a works Christmas party) returned to my hotel room and in the dark, fished for the water bottle. As I unscrewed the top it fell to the floor. Seconds later I trod on it and it embedded into the soul of my foot. It took me ages to get it out, drunk and stumbling and still in the dark. I managed it and fell into bed. The next morning there was blood and bloody hand prints everywhere from this hideous event. I have hated metal screw caps and water ever since.
yep, pretty much.
i know, right? those thin metal bottlecaps are demonic, they're designed to cut and maim and...build character.
don't quote me on this, but i think you need water to live...
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