Friday, February 15, 2013

PORN LESSONS: HOW MANY LICKS?...ONE...TWO...CRUNCH






your Valentine's Day didn't go so well? here's some porn:




CLICK HERE. WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NSFW PORN




learned:

* St. Valentine kept a secret stash under his bed...of chocolates.

* what is that cackling? oh, sorry, it was you two hot ladies...well, porn-hot anyway.

* how does it feel to have two babes sucking my cock at the same time? that's either a rhetorical question, or a question of synchronicity.

* after all that sucking and licking, that is the cumshot produced?! that was a drizzle...come on, man! that's almost enough to revoke your man card.

* speaking of synchronicity, it seems the audio and video aren't synced up right. that must have been the cause of the cackling...





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