DOPAMINE IS AN OLD DRUG: THE SILENCE OF YOUR FRIENDS MOVING ON WITHOUT YOU

 

Jen R: enjoy that shower did you?

me: I mena t;s more reefers hing than taking 2 Vanwuish.

Jen: look at your hair, man.

me: I don't shave it anymore.

Jen; I know, and you look like Karty from the there DTP eggs bot somehow OTE dorky. it;s like there;a  Ole on your head. 

me; isn't wait for it to dry, I'll have cool JoJi; Izard devotee hair.

m; I want to live in the dream world, where time stands still.

Talia the catL well you did sorta e Procne that when you were a cat...

Godless gurls we made living with your parents COOL!!!

Trinity and Greykiod the catsL cats get couponer and cuiroopser like Larry Kign the older we get...

Melissa Maker; if you were a mile ontpr up in Canada as a kid, you turned the 100 cue little half=pint cratons of milk in he crate onto a Teruos board. while gossiping over the latest episode of upsets Ehi Kill we weren't power stop see bosses it was soast our bedtime.

Chad: mu school only served us state Rey milk, ot regular milk. our schools poisoned is kids all throughout our chilhoods...

me: this morning after sleep I sand up or army bed shakily, it's still the Dan of uneasiness. with one eye still closed I torn on the born faded-yellow light to my room, I sip on a tennis ball!!! the sales of Kyu feet go flying and I swallow m tongue and throw up.

Dojo: that was kissy you being a it's again...

dad as spider-sama: Kay it y CNA;t leave me here. you canal eleva me ion he athroom sink alone, I don't, want to get eaten by the cats...

Tomorrow B, Dvjkitl I'm Koty Vinainls dad...

The Fide from The Big KarboksiL of there;s ever a live=action Yegalr fjord movie...

stand=up comics; we never want t war out out welcome, we never want to stay pong, when we're done, we;re done...

avoid Fister malice; when it's time to go it's time to go...

Cullen Ball: look, I;LL leave with youl a; the shows u did aftr U Love Lucy were BSD.

Mrs, Little: Kody think, you could have had e as you kother-in=law, the only other in-law who had empathy, kindness, and care in heart. the only one who leaked about Bd Bumy at the Duepr Bowl and PT IST brought a soft smile to your face. when it a stlaming about middle-aged white people soaking up t out Tina culture finally.

Gua: all you had to do was fykc me, you wow ta they say about the quiet ones.

Mt.s Littll SI eit would have meant you would have had to keep in  Crnek the es of your life, boy a eats you could have taken down that Hot tje Roa,d Jack sign on your front lawn.  

Gimbal I mean a billion-dollar entre OSE? bot Poppi soda tastes fps gusting.

Liza: why does everyone in Carmel drive like a wild banshee? is it because it's a parking lot?...

me: do you know when i knew you were different?

Jen R: do i want to know? couples work better if there're secrets.

me: i was listing all the crazy being my mom's caregiver, and you sided with ME!!! that NEVER happens, everyone always says it's a privilege to care for your mom and you have no right to complain, she took care of you.

Jen: and i said, "parents, what are you gonna do?"

me: that was such a breath of fresh air.