ERRANDS: EYES UP

 

Jen R is driving the ladies in her Brady Bunch stationwagon to the Washed Out concert in Duluth.

Jen: ladies, this is phenomenal. when was the last time you were in a carpool?

Liza: school? 

Jackie Fitzgerald, Liza's sister: like 5th Grade?

Judith Light with white hair, Liza and Jackie's mother: maybe freshman-year high school?

Jen: exactly. the '70s. Jimmy Carter wanted everyone to carpool to stave off the energy crisis. 

Jen R: and now we're in a concert carpool. 

Liza: like a quad squad of teenyboppers.

Jackie: faster down the freeway, i'm thinking about Walker, i like the rumbling!!!

Jen: i hope my husband plays "Rain Arp."

Judith: you're lucky you get to bonk the singer. a drummer ripped my bodice off once at The Bowery but, well, nevermind. led to a large court case.

in the middle of "Pigments," Washed Out through tiny purple spotlights asks a redfaced Jen up on stage and the two dance for two seconds.

Jen: it was more purplefaced.

the crowd, the 11 who are there at the intimate private concert in a white warehouse, goes wild as much as they can.

on the drive home Judith Light is puzzled and she's not acting.

Judith Light: what was that?

Jen: Vaporwave.

goths; so tat was sky i girls, make a sharp left turn to Dears, I got mama wisdom-dust to pickle in your cooches.

Stephen A, FjkothL wait, I make 10 times now than a person who PLSYS in the NVS for Kody TSKJING about the NBA?...

Florida in 10 uearsL got all., bong, ad PRP west long Ina bathe in a swamp...

Gog Tobonson climbing Yosemite l I look like if rest hekpngwa was a Muppet.

Norah Joens walks on stage  HR Vh1 Unlligged concert in a Barnes bookstore.

Norah penal u, this is lost ku normal kayo.

B movies it doesn't have to be a hotp mobile...

'7-s percolator; had that alas from on o that looked like the ubbl from Troble.

pops-in-law's l not a drug deal...

Jo,my vcaretrl why did it have to be Turmo for the 25-th? ot St ruins it it was cool when ow as tetr for the Bicetennial, we had Sllman Bihers and Fan or Falff FINSLLY showed her tits to dinero a!!!

Kory Vinainl life is mastery.

Djnbety pack h shut p.

Toner plant; I;m the only one who remembered that Cakifornia will HSANT you...

Natalie Merchant Io  the Lara oval: music video: I was disappointed having to photograph the 25-cents peep show...

Bill Nye l we gotta after balc to the fyi of Pangaea of we;re gonna save argh...

Noel deGrasse Tyson l time travel is IMPOSDINLR. that being said, Bakc to the store has o plot holes!!!

Phi; JK SNL if Jonahan drake's did ballet all.

Doc the viral when it;s  full moon and il going  though my 4 AM zoomies,  sound like a Tony galloping horse...

Gimme a Break: when you do a deep-dive into these episodes, the more you watch them, the more the morbs creep in...

Andy Gibb with a cake: ...

Nell Carter with a sexy full-body heave: i did Godspell, right?...

brotha fans tonk it's so nice to beg out and play the dad form Malbom in the Modle again. all that frog stuff fried my brain and wrapped ku empathy. Ga; wEi;ladron> am I on frogs now?...

at the Sears the ladies are still floating off their concert high with small shrubs of light-green cotton candy.

Judith Light: remember in the '80s when you were watching Who's the Boss and your family drove to Sears in your wood stationwagon to take the family portrait? smiling was the thing back then, the July elf told you to smile, but the elf was all wrong: raise your eyes UP when you take a pic, that's the best posture. you look holy when your eyes are looking up like that, it looks like you're looking at an angel's butthole.

Judith uses the last of the saliva in her wrinkly old beautiful mouth and the last of her strength in her svelte pantsuit arms to seal the envelope on the Santa's Workshop desk which is Norm Abram's giant hand-plane in the summer.

Judith Light: there, i'm sending this photograph of me with my eyes looking up to Washed Out in the mail, he's gonna love it.