THE TALLEST WOMAN AND MAN ON EARTH

notes:

* o to be that piano bench...

* we've all agreed the name sounds more filmic as Gal GaDOUGH, right? if it's more French New Wave, it's more filmic.

* bamboo: now i'm thinking about that scene near the start of Roma where the housekeeper's boyfriend starts doing his Bruce Lee impersonation for her stark full-frontal naked flips and twirls and chops and flops all after removing by force the motel shower bar! i love Cuaron and all the New Wave, i'm all for equality, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, if it's accepted that all babe movie actresses will be nude onscreen showing everything, have the MEN show everything, too, right? have that beautiful penis flopping around with each martial art right in the audience's face!

* this is what Bob Dylan would have sounded like if he hadn't had that cold...

* just think, no Nobel Prize...

* this is a mathematical commercial, and a commercial about time travel, and alternate dimensions: like imagine a shape cookie-cuttered out of your section of reality that is exisiting in the same spacetime as you right now but in an alternate dimension. have you ever imagined what's going on in your frame of reference but in another dimension RIGHT NOW? like instead of the live Norman Lear Broadway shows there would be the 100th season of the ACTUAL Jeffersons going on right now over there...

* neon signs: they don't have to spell out that they're OPEN, the lights are already bright electric red. in fact all you have to do is have a pole of that glowing red electric light and that's enough to indicate openness. I CHING at the therapist's office...or barber pole...

* see, the business people in smart suits in the rain on the right of the business meeting held at the son's cool high-rise silver futuristic bachelor pad with the Tron blinds drawn will not get served the first martini, the people on the beach on the left WILL think they've been served the first martini cos they'll wake up at night with a mouthful of beach-sand and unemployed.

* was that heart-shaped red bikini bottom shot a little too extra and up-close-and-personal from the audience's point-of-view?...i mean not as much as Gal Gadot's bare bottom on that piano bench but...

* you want to get laid? come on a horse to prom...that came out wrong...

* what's the theme for this year's prom?: Endgame...…...as in Endgame for all of us humans, 2030...

* this is a before and after shot that is not porn- or filter-related. but it is cool to see the chauffeur bellhopboy man usher the lady in red out of her Crookedest Street in San Francisco while she's simultaneously making out hotly and voraciously and tearing-clothes-off on a CW teen cliff with her baby sister's hunky heartthrob bully...or is that her baby sister? no, that would be too weird, even for The CW. cool lighthouse tho, i always think of a barbershop pole whenever i think of a lighthouse...Lovers' Point sure ain't what it used to be...

* Chemical Brothers' "Swoon" music video trees forest woods

* that looks like that hacienda ranch that was the setting for all those episodes of Destinos which taught every gringo like me how to speak Spanish cos Raquel Rodriguez's eyes were diamonds. Liliana Abud is most responsible than any other human for bringing us together in multiculturalism, and she's all the hotter for it.

* exact lyrics: in the valleys, where lovers whine…

* ironically, The Tallest Man On Earth isn't even that tall. the tallest Swede who ever lived was Ingmar Bergman, tall as in stature.

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happy weekend, my babies, it finally feels like summer now, right? no more tv shows.

NEXT WEEK: let's tackle all those sumptuous gorgeous Gucci commercials...it's not like we have a Triple Crown to look forward to...

TOMORROW: the Burger King Parmesan Italian chicken sandwich...which is just like their '80s Italian Chicken Sandwich---still an all-time classic---but this time with a hamburger bun instead of a seedy French roll...