1. how old is your longest living relative? according to match.com, everyone is related to George Washington.
2. do you hope to live to this age? only if i can lucid-dream while dying.
3. what is your family's native language? your native language? Salvadoran/Dutch. jive.
4. how old were you when you started dating? my half-life is 885000 years. i leave virtually no carbon footprint because i don't go outside.
5. how old were you when you first had sex---any kind of sex? whenever it was, it made me feel 20 years younger. i've only known rough sex, there's a kind sex?
bonus: how would you describe your sense of humor? necessary
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that's gotta be a record. this is the one day a year i don't care about college football...
2 comments:
I think you should go back in time to 1790 in your DeLorean (Noops wants to come) and go visit George Washington. Teach him how to jive talk and lucid dream in Salvadoran /Dutch. That timeline interaction will make today's world a much better place. *)
it's too late to save us, mah dahlin, Neil deGrasse Tyson says any information we could have gleaned from the stars has already crossed over the horizon. we'll never know what we could have known...
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