Friday, April 28, 2017

STEAMED UP YOUR APPLE WATCH SCREEN




learned:

* ready for some Friday Night Writes!!!?

* most gifs get annoying. but this is Rose having multiple orgasms.

* song? what song? Dean Martin? Frank Sinatra? Leonardo DiCaprio?

* the song makes me want to eat pizza.

* Pac-Man grid

* dealer: you're trading in your blue car for a red car. why?
man: five words: the color of my balls

* owl: i haven't seen tail like that since the Whovian Reunion.

* wife: why did you leave the searchlights on?
man: so the cops can recover the body.
wife: what?
man: cos that little wiggle you do with your ass on my cock is killing me.

* lyrics: or girl-on-girl. or guy-on-guy.

* girl: Daddy, where do babies come from?
man: whoa, the dealer has a fro!

* cows: we have tastier milk than you humans.

* girl: Daddy, did you make a baby?
man: ..............
girl: a baby dog?

* birds: worms, bees: Honey Nut Cheerios, got it.

* man: so that shaking of the vehicle in the end was just our family having fun?
wife: yes but i'm pregnant.
man: how?
wife: the gyration itself. i'm susceptible to rumble.

* wife: i hate camping.
man: and we're experiencing turbulence...

* wife: but my eyes aren't brown...

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happy weekend. basketball or something










2 comments:

Jules said...

When the world hits your eye like a big pizza pie, thats amore…

Happy weekend! *)

the late phoenix said...

MAH DAHLIN YOU CANNOT SEE MY LINKS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

THAT IS THE TRAGEDY OF THE AGES

*hangs head in shame and sighs imperceptibly*

hopefully one day England and America will share values and cable again and you can witness the glory of all my chosen youtube vids

love ya *)