STEAMED UP YOUR APPLE WATCH SCREEN

learned:

* ready for some Friday Night Writes!!!?

* most gifs get annoying. but this is Rose having multiple orgasms.

* song? what song? Dean Martin? Frank Sinatra? Leonardo DiCaprio?

* the song makes me want to eat pizza.

* Pac-Man grid

* dealer: you're trading in your blue car for a red car. why?
man: five words: the color of my balls

* owl: i haven't seen tail like that since the Whovian Reunion.

* wife: why did you leave the searchlights on?
man: so the cops can recover the body.
wife: what?
man: cos that little wiggle you do with your ass on my cock is killing me.

* lyrics: or girl-on-girl. or guy-on-guy.

* girl: Daddy, where do babies come from?
man: whoa, the dealer has a fro!

* cows: we have tastier milk than you humans.

* girl: Daddy, did you make a baby?
man: ..............
girl: a baby dog?

* birds: worms, bees: Honey Nut Cheerios, got it.

* man: so that shaking of the vehicle in the end was just our family having fun?
wife: yes but i'm pregnant.
man: how?
wife: the gyration itself. i'm susceptible to rumble.

* wife: i hate camping.
man: and we're experiencing turbulence...

* wife: but my eyes aren't brown...

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happy weekend. basketball or something