1. i must____before i die. reincarnate
2. you can't stop_____once you pop. Pringles Theory.
3. i wish i never had to buy______again. apples. i got a hot doc!
4. ______has helped me change my life. Dr. Phil's wife...
5. i know the song_______by heart. CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK
6. if i weren't so afraid, i'd_______. fraid
bonus: my weekend was________, tonight i'm looking forward to_________, tomorrow my plans include_________, and next weekend i want to_______! fuck all. as in fuck in all the blanks. or eating Apple Pringles which turn me into Dr. Phil's wife's pet bird and i cry from my cage that this is not the transformation i meant but all that comes out are chirps and she calls me her favorite purdy birdie and makes me wear a tiny bell and feeds me that disgusting birdseed that tastes like birdseed................but it was all a nightmare, there is nothing to fear, i just got into the party powder a bit early is all. my date is waiting: my good-looking doctor Dr. Phil.
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I must reincarnate before I die. Genius. *)
you can't leave it to chance *)
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