Friday, September 30, 2016

BUTT OF JOKES



learned:

* new cable boxes...passwords...

* "technology was a mistake"---Hayao Miyazaki

* okay. fine. but you promise it's just the toilet paper, right?

* social-media influencer=professional poker player

* disruptor=the Trickster

* when's the next season of The Venture Bros.?...

* i mean it is called waste.

* not Hippocrates. not Dr. Dre. Hippocrates=hippo crates

* it's like one big twitter toilet

* auntie just likes ketchup and milk. Smart Pipe's broken.

* Sbarro Pizza: i know pizza's pizza but Sbarro brings up a lot of dark mall memories for me.

* lifecasting=deathcasting

* haters drink a lot of lemonade

* sorry, it was lime disease. you just drank too much Sprite. Smart Pipe's broken.

* don't blame Ayn Rand for this.

* "some people really shouldn't be parents"---Judge Judy

* "the aliens have a message for humanity: 'give us back our pod. Smart Pipe is a hoax.'"---Mulder

* back then when we treated the planet like our own personal outhouse...

* no, butts are not like fingerprints, butts are more like opinions...

* everyone on this show is in prison.

* i got 24 hours of sleep...this month.

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happy weekend




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