Friday, May 13, 2016

PATCH SNATCH



learned:

* CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK, I FUCKING LOVE REGULAR SHOW

* only one sponsor but a good 'un

* bring back headphone hats!

* it's just ice, guys, relax.

* cooler than lord of Sith

* Satan has only a first name, too.

* there is nothing on god's green earth manlier than a Greek beard.

* predicting the Trump urinal

* Wendy Carlos was the first bae.

* i got some thick wedges in my closet.

* the shofar: the first electric guitar

* Ulf: my skinny mic is not an indication of anything but the times.

* as you can see, this is the one East German athlete who didn't juice.

* Nixon wanted to come but it was too soon.

* spoilers: the pulsating ball of pure energy is the comet in human form.

* not cool how they depicted Panos. luckily we have more medicines and sensitivity today.

* that vial of purple stuff is the comet in liquid form.

* creative boner: all i got left

* not sexist, just the way things are

* facemelting music

* Batman hadn't been invented yet.

* predicting the Trump spacepod

* we should have prayed to Lars von Trier.

* white saves the day.

* Illuminati hadn't been invented yet, those are just masks to a freaky costume party.

* no, you are not ascertaining some esoteric meaning disguised in the stars. there is no pegasus up there. you are high.

* the Star Wars medal ceremony was getting invented just around this time...

* fair offer but i'm waiting for the laserdiscs

* love has no anything.

CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

happy weekend

2 comments:

Jules said...

Trump is head of the Illuminati and is also Batman before Batman was. *)

the late phoenix said...

heehee, yes! this would be a great comic book but unfortunately it's real(ity tv) *)