would you rather
1. wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? explain. the underwear, i'm a guy
2. eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? explain. THE DINGO ATE MY BABY!!! but seriously, folks, gotta go with the Giant Baby, a marvel of science that i would discover and milk millions out of. it's not quite Kubrick's Space Baby, but it's close
3. steal money from your grandfather in the past or steal money from a grandchild in the future? explain. have you seen any bad sci-fi show in the past 50 years? the whole time-travel paradox thing destroys all logical thinking, the time-travel Grandfather Rules simply blow up and annihilate your brain cells the more you try to understand and reason it out, look at the history of Fry going into the past and becoming his own grandfather on FUTURAMA
4. be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants? i put my hands in my pants, but that's neither here nor there. vampire bats, definitely the vampire bats, i love vampires, i'm a fangbanger, i love one in particular, he has a really pale face, cool hair, and he sparkles when he tells me he'll love me for eternity
5. be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body? GIANT HEAD, 'NUFF SAID
bonus: have sex with your significant other in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR get gang-banged and groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers? significant other? what's that? sex clubs are intriguing places, in fact my place of choice to unwind...yeah, not a fan of rape, but that's just me
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So, am I a dork? Am I missing the actual post? Is it hidden? All I see is the title and the picture... Help!
do you see it now? i was still working on typing it all out
I can see it the entire post and graphic.
1. Yeah, I've heard of your species wearing undies for an extended period of time.
2. Hahaha! I love how your mind goes from one tangent to the next.
Happy TMI Tuesday!
-H
I see it. It was weird that it published while you were still working on it...
How could you milk millions out of the giant baby if you are in its belly?! ;-)
"Fangbanger" - I LOVE it!!!
too funny! I am with you on the fangbanger issue. sexy, one can only hope that being a vampire would be hot & sexy like in the movies.
loved the answers!!
#1 lmao!!!
#3 I also said something about time machine but will have to wait until midnight, it is not Tuesday yet....
#4 fangbanger!! good one!
:)
Fangbanger, I'm going to have to use that.
That giant marvel of science eats you, you know that, right?
Are you Bella?
I was hesitant to go with the vampire bats simply because Twilight killed vampires for me. In the end, though, I went with vampire bats and came up with a smart-assed comment about swelling. Hey, it's late and I'm tired. Statistically not all of my answers can be smart-assed AND funny.
-Jack
mia: i am the dork, i should have never been born
late: hi, the late phoenix. i love you
hedone: i'm a species of one it seems, and i have a troubled mind that goes on tangents
mia: once the Giant Baby eats me, it's officially my property. fangbanger, wish i could claim credit for that term, but urbandictionary clearly shows other results
cat: life is NEVER like the movies, therefore i will henceforth LIVE only in films
aluv: time-travel is tricky but tempting
vince: yes, but all that matters is that the Giant Baby exists, it's moved from concept to reality, and thus i am Saved
missed: yes, yes i am, although i'll be anyone you want me to be, babe
jack: i hate when i'm off my game, which is everyday...
Twilight fan? :D
So am I, not as a screaming fan but more intrigued with the mythos.
That said, give me the bees any day ;)
Great answers, you! I didn't think you were off your game...
~Kazi xxx
Fangbanger? Haha, love that. Enjoyed reading your responses. Happy TMI Tuesday!
kazi: honey for a honey :*
ashly: babe, i am so happy you visited me, you're my favorite blogger of all time
Sparkly vampires. I'll never understand that one. Zombies never sparkle.
Bats. Definitely the bats.
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