I TURNED ON HER KINDLE SWITCH AND MY PLANE DIDN'T GO DOWN, RIGHT ALEC BALDWIN? SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE REFERENCE, ANYONE?

i really want to fuck the Kindle babe. i know, big surprise for me, huh? but hear me out, the voices in my head actually agree with each other in this instance. i would approach it suchly so that the perfect evening would end up with something like the last pic down up there, with vampiric biting and blood-letting, signs of a good time and release. i'm already a bookworm, i still read beautiful paper books that i relish holding in my hands, crinkling up the pages, sliding my long fingers along the spine of a good book, i'm an anachronism in an age of digital coldness, so i'd be the perfect opposites-attract dude for her, for she is the very spokesperson for all that is cold and heartless and 010101010 easy: KINDLE!!!!

y'know, i think i more want to fuck her character rather than her. well, it's a combination of the two, i suppose, you can't separate the body of the actor with the acting. sure, amy's conventionally attractive, she's HOT AS FUCK as the vernacular goes these days, but it's her quaint and distinctive attitude in the commercials which tops me over. look, like, let's watch this together:


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see? see? okay, couple of things after that: first of all, it's ME who is the happy-pants. those jeans she has on really accentuate her curves quite quite nicely, the dude who is her "friend" in the spots is a lucky bastard, but you see that knowing look in her eyes, that smart grin? it's clear she's merely pretending to be dumb about it being better to receive than to give, she knows how the old saying goes well enough. actually, the truth is, she really believes deep down in her heart that receiving IS better than giving, she's just going ditzy for the guy 'cause she knows that's some sort of societal norm she must follow, but she knows in her secret heart of hearts that she wants more and more stuff in her life, she wants to RECEIVE things, gold, jewelry, diamonds, and yeah, sure, books, all the stuff that's due to her, that's owed her, and i am the country gentleman who will provide it for her.

also, you see that stance she takes at the end of the commercial? it's like she's preparing to run a short race, she's on the balls of her feet, ready to pounce. whatever she's doing, it's sexy as hell.


CLICK HERE: I WANT TO BE A CHIHUAHUA THAT SHE CARRIES IN HER GIANT PURSE, STRAIGHT UP PARIS-HILTON-CELEBRITY STYLE


CLICK HERE: FOLDING DOWN A PAGE IS REWARDING, MY DEAR, IT'S THE ONLY REWARDING THING I HAVE LEFT IN MY LIFE


CLICK HERE: AGAIN, I STATE, THOSE JEANS ARE MIRACULOUS, I'LL DO WHATEVER I HAVE TO TO MAINTAIN THE PURCHASE OF HOT JEANS FOR YOU. AND I HEAR BELL-BOTTOMS ARE BACK IN STYLE.



CLICK HERE: I WAS WRONG. RED BLOUSE AND HEELS > JEANS







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