tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.comments2024-03-28T11:38:43.623-07:00the late phoenixthe late phoenixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comBlogger5198125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-24818208570250348002024-03-13T10:51:06.248-07:002024-03-13T10:51:06.248-07:00mah dahlin i get so inspired every year watching t...mah dahlin i get so inspired every year watching the Oscars when i see that Short category, you know? i'm perfectly tailor-made to do a short, one of those brilliant 10-minute films you see on PBS, you only need one actor, wink wink...*)the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-74666537547741863842024-03-13T05:27:42.678-07:002024-03-13T05:27:42.678-07:00What would you like to receive an Oscar for, sweet...What would you like to receive an Oscar for, sweet P? *)<br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-55261264460333367912024-03-08T10:21:25.289-08:002024-03-08T10:21:25.289-08:00Wednesdays are the middle of the week so all the g...Wednesdays are the middle of the week so all the gravity from the rest of the week seems to settle on this one day. also the day i was born for whatever that's worth.<br /><br />i'll say it once and i'll say it again, like Ferris Bueller: it's better to be busy than bored.<br /><br />boredom is the ABSOLUTE WORST.<br /><br />let's write this Netflix series together, mah dahlin!!! love you<br /><br />*)<br /><br /><br /><br /> the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-60676814673622059662024-03-08T04:32:34.437-08:002024-03-08T04:32:34.437-08:00Everything happens on a Wednesday - wet Wednesdays...Everything happens on a Wednesday - wet Wednesdays, Whimsy On A Wednesday, Weird Wednesday, What’s With Wednesday, Walking Wednesdays. Honestly, I feel like I’ve been hijacked. <br /><br /><br />Work is always very worky and busy and then you get busier and then the work gets harder and more tiring and you have to tell people, “I’m working on a Wednesday.”<br /><br />You need to write a series for Netflix, my sweet.*)<br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-7188468379165676792024-03-01T09:48:25.683-08:002024-03-01T09:48:25.683-08:00it's the strangest thing, mah dahlin, i love a...it's the strangest thing, mah dahlin, i love avocado but i don't like guacamole. <br /><br />avocado is a SLIPPERY little devil as you peel it and eat it. watch out for that avocado stone, don't eat that<br /><br />fish and chips newspaper, that is so seaside British village, i love it, i wish i could eat McDonald's Filet-o-Fishes in newspaper<br /><br />isn't it funny how fock is dirtier than fuck?<br /><br />as long as the game is for the Nintendo Greybox from the '80s<br /><br />love ya <br /><br />*)<br /><br /><br /><br /> the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-74876911506988593522024-02-29T02:56:48.472-08:002024-02-29T02:56:48.472-08:00I’m liking the sound of this cubed avocado thing. ...I’m liking the sound of this cubed avocado thing. Please send me the recipe. Do I eat it from newspaper like fish and chips?<br />The texture of avocado is a little …hmmmm… it definitely needs crunch. <br /><br />I think we should Rock the Guac - add a little spice.<br /><br />TikTok the Guac- daily avocado vids<br /><br />Unlock the Guac - Avocado recipes <br /><br />Fock the Guac - For everyone who hates avocados and prefers squash<br /><br />Hock the Guac - Avocado soup<br /><br />Mock the Guac - Fan Avocado for meat lovers<br /><br />Zock the Guac - Avocado inspired video game<br /><br />*)Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-5150552244292425892024-02-09T11:03:25.804-08:002024-02-09T11:03:25.804-08:0070 mph winds in California, mah dahlin!!! power ou...70 mph winds in California, mah dahlin!!! power outages suck, they're so fucking boring, but at least we didn't get a mudslide in our kitchen.<br /><br />you're the fun blonde, my sweet. hey have you ever had your hair in platinum blonde? <br /><br />Hair of the Dog<br /><br />what's a newspaper?<br /><br />the drummer no doubt<br /><br />*)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-91151901294551916542024-02-09T03:20:05.236-08:002024-02-09T03:20:05.236-08:00Pineapple express is the name of my next band
Sou...Pineapple express is the name of my next band<br /><br />Sour blondes is the name of my band after that.<br /><br />Tibetan Spaniel is the name of my cocktail.<br /><br />Scalding Soup is the name of the newspaper I’m reading.<br /><br />Punxsautawney Phil is the name of one of my punk band members. <br /><br />There's your next story. <br /><br />*)Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-56580922240797410512024-02-02T11:39:48.530-08:002024-02-02T11:39:48.530-08:00JULI!!! only i call you Juli, wink wink. 101 Umlau...JULI!!! only i call you Juli, wink wink. 101 Umlautians. yeah mine was kcirtaP but actually Tap with an umlaut over the a for Pat is a TERRIFIC brand name for bathroom faucets!!!<br /><br />Brian Smith is my mortal enemy for life but his Swedish meatballs at that 3rd Grade UN global food faire were delicious. it's just weird when people celebrate the end of Dry January with a glass of champagne on Feb 1, kinda defeats the purpose<br /><br />Cocktail really ages well, it's the ultimate '80s movie<br /><br />love you<br /><br />*)<br /><br /> <br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-75794739772767875822024-02-01T03:28:17.639-08:002024-02-01T03:28:17.639-08:00ïlüJ said: I like two umlauts because that becomes...ïlüJ said: I like two umlauts because that becomes an umlautian which is the name of my next band. Also this stops the confusion and elongates ones name in pronunciation which helps if it is short like mine. <br />Dry January is a cult which was started by Ikea. At first they made sure you could follow the rules along the arrowed Ikea path, then they put magical powder in the Swedish meatballs which made you crave them, and then they introduced dry January knowing you would get so bored that you’d start DIY and home improvements and buy “put-together” furniture. They’re trying to ban Flairtenders and any kind of overwhelming personality traits because it’s not conducive to plutocracy. Obviously, Disney first started this concept but it went to the dogs and Ikea took it on after Carl Sagan dismissed the idea as over controlling and with not enough waxing and waning. Apparently, if you wear Bobby socks they are impervious to the Ikea floor and you can snap out of the trance and go all anarchist. However, they put Jane Fonda videos on a loop around the store and the city to help you get back in line. *)<br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-67627401389299548182024-01-31T10:57:16.357-08:002024-01-31T10:57:16.357-08:00let's see a movie at a Pearl & Dean cinema...let's see a movie at a Pearl & Dean cinema together, mah dahlin. Asteroid like the '80s classic arcade-cabinet video game. in fact a Pearl & Dean is the only place i'll ever be able to see the new season of Doctor Who...<br /><br />Willow was the best '80s movie of all time. and i love that there wasn't a sequel, it makes that standalone classic MORE of a unique gem.<br /><br />Fakery Bakery, the name of my band in college.<br /><br />apparently it was tomato soup thrown at the Mona Lisa, but now it looks like pumpkin bisque.<br /><br />we gotta see NIGHT OF THE COMET at the Pearl & Dean, mah dahlin, TRUST ME!!!<br /><br />love ya *)<br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-87426812828861278442024-01-31T07:28:52.964-08:002024-01-31T07:28:52.964-08:00Pearl and Dean didn’t do loser laps either. Willo...Pearl and Dean didn’t do loser laps either. Willow, now they are a fan of that and let Willowbrook parent them forever. Now they showcase the greatest stars and even the Indies. <br /><br />Mona Lisa would go but she’s still stuck in French framing. I don’t know how to hep. I suggested Instagram but then they’re just copying her or illustrating her. It’s all a fakery bakery. A bit like Starbucks and sirens. Wait for the comet. That will bring answers. Ask Hayley, she knows when it’s coming. *)Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-21993798030214778492024-01-10T10:17:33.057-08:002024-01-10T10:17:33.057-08:00strawberries aren't just for Wimbledon anymore...strawberries aren't just for Wimbledon anymore!!!<br /><br />drawing conclusions is not as much fun as just drawing<br /><br />mah dahlin we gotta watch Bell, Book and Candle together, Kim Novak is hot and that film was the inspiration for the TV show Bewitched<br /><br />love ya<br /><br />*)<br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-40127872512047133282024-01-10T05:43:22.771-08:002024-01-10T05:43:22.771-08:00Morrissey - don’t worry about worrying. Don’t hang...Morrissey - don’t worry about worrying. Don’t hang the DJ. Everything is going to be swimming underwater. Not indoors, not with Jim Morrison, no. Outdoors. The big outside where tennis matches are lost and found and strawberries mean holidays. <br /><br />No lurking - only larking. Tombow art pencils are the best for drawing that conclusion. Ask Jonathan Livingstone. *)<br /><br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-21687586551504523322023-12-29T10:23:20.424-08:002023-12-29T10:23:20.424-08:00mah dahlin:
New Year's Eve only works if you ...mah dahlin:<br /><br />New Year's Eve only works if you have someone. even then NOTHING IS OPEN!!!<br /><br />have you seen that Amazing Stories episode "The Greibble"? you MUST, it stars Hayley Mills and a Frank Oz Special of an acid monster.<br /><br />old loveliness will never return, that ship sailed a LONG time ago.........in 1985 with Christopher Cross as captain...<br /><br />it's freaky that Christmas Silence. <br /><br />duster over chalk, i love that, very poetic, reminds me of my nut-house days<br /><br />it's like that old birthday song goes, "sad birthday to you, sad birthday to you, you're closer to oblivion, sad birthday to you"<br /><br />that's a good New Year's Resolution: to avoid that better-next-time podium, skip the crowd, and go to Denny's<br /><br />that was very Hunger Games. Olympics in Paris in a couple months...<br /><br />mah dahlin, my only dream is to play Mike Tyson's Punch Out on the grey Nintendo box with you someday...<br /><br />love you<br /><br />*)<br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-10440915599299449142023-12-28T05:19:08.208-08:002023-12-28T05:19:08.208-08:00I’m not a fan of New Year’s Eve, my sweet. Change...I’m not a fan of New Year’s Eve, my sweet. Change. Although at least you can nom, nom, nom your way through. Then drink the tears of the past and hope that old loveliness will return. <br />There’s also a silence on New Year’s Day. This one is not so special. This one marks an age and has erased the last year like a duster over chalk. Now you are on the track, lining up to start with everyone else; you’re on the podium in front of a crowd waiting to hear what you’re going to do. How are you going to be better this time? It’s rather terrifying. <br /><br />Mr Sandman, sing me a dream... *)<br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-79021132989942648932023-11-15T08:27:13.037-08:002023-11-15T08:27:13.037-08:00AND.........Lionel Messi is so famous he can walk ...AND.........Lionel Messi is so famous he can walk into any supermercado in Miami WITHOUT a bodyguard or entourage and shop for Abuelita Aztec-cocoa discs undisturbed.<br /><br />here are my thoughts, mah dahin: please pick me up from Carmel and let's travel the world together, i need to go on holiday for the entirety of 2024...<br /><br />love you<br /><br />*)the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-9768220890810641842023-11-15T07:09:20.617-08:002023-11-15T07:09:20.617-08:00Lionel Messi is the ultimate football legend. He ...Lionel Messi is the ultimate football legend. He has brought joy to America. He has brought money to America. He comes with a beautiful soul and a perfect family. If you could make a person up, it would be Lionel Messi. He is the David Watts that The Jam sing about. <br /><br />Penny for those thoughts? That’s a halfpenny because you might only give me half a notion. <br /><br />*)Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-6827391474869961802023-11-03T08:22:33.379-07:002023-11-03T08:22:33.379-07:00mah dahlin we need to collab on a graphic novel ca...mah dahlin we need to collab on a graphic novel called BRRRSKI, you draw, i write, you watercolor-paint, i.........i haven't watercolor-painted since Kindergarten. it'll be about that next season of the TV show Northern Exposure if it hadn't been so brutally canceled by CBS.<br /><br />this can only mean one thing: Red Bull. more Red Bull. my sweet we need to drink more sweet Red Bull to get our wings.<br /><br />i want to buy a vintage ear horn from 19th-century Victorian England. <br /><br />i wish Taylor Swift was in love with a climate scientist...<br /><br />petting Jean Harlow was the goal of Clark Gable's entire Hollywood career.<br /><br />love you<br /><br />*)<br /><br /><br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-58001269714704180452023-11-03T05:10:57.148-07:002023-11-03T05:10:57.148-07:00No-one should ever be at the bottom of an ice moun...No-one should ever be at the bottom of an ice mountain. Far too Brrski and far too icy to have any chance of raising your chances unless your chances have wings. But once you let a chance fly, you could lose it forever and someone else will happily snatch it up. It’s finders - keepers when it comes to chances. People have special ear horns so they can hear chances flying nearby (it’s called swiftcraft)and get ready with their nets. <br /><br />Jean Harlow collected many. In Hollywood they became quite the pet. *)<br /><br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-3022905545479224612023-11-01T08:16:48.694-07:002023-11-01T08:16:48.694-07:00everywhere i go i see chasms, my sweet, where high...everywhere i go i see chasms, my sweet, where high schools used to be, in my head. all the girl ghouls i see are wearing Catholic-school plaid skirts, i can relate, those were strict times with the nuns. Hades got clean, his veins are pink again, he's only addicted to cocaine, not crack. i hope the Grudge that comes after me is a Japanese girl with long straight black raven hair, i can relate to her with Poe poetry. or an Indian Spirit Walk, i need one of those right about now.<br /><br />the best black magic is the black magic in Handball. <br /><br />mah dahlin i want to eat your Cornish pasties off!!! then after the sex, whilst we're in the afterglow of sex, we'll dine on Cornish pastries with our Cornish Rex cat Julius who gets jealous.<br /><br />love you<br /><br />*)<br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-88413720325068274732023-11-01T04:55:21.749-07:002023-11-01T04:55:21.749-07:00I bet it’s quite eerie in Erie. Perhaps the haunt...I bet it’s quite eerie in Erie. Perhaps the haunting sound of old miners calls from below ground, echoing around the chasms. If you see any ghouls, in skirts, be sure to bow down to them, though they were the gladiators of old. Chip, chipping away with a metal drill and a hammer, hundreds of feet below in Hades veins. Some of them may be holding grudges, but not the type you may be thinking about. You see, a grudge is a small yet vicious creature that chants Indian curses and defecates tootsie rolls. They are especially nasty during the Hallows Festival using telepathic black magic to mess with your head and make you permanently BRRRSKI. They are from the old Cornish mines and know how to speak Cornish Pasty. <br /><br /> *)Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-69170434149828232642023-10-20T08:37:29.204-07:002023-10-20T08:37:29.204-07:00mah dahlin, i never understood that whole Marvel-m...mah dahlin, i never understood that whole Marvel-movie popularity in theaters, call me a Marty Scorsese Acolyte, i like DC better anyway. yes i will be the superhero who destroys emojis from the public discourse once and for all!!!<br /><br />it's the strangest thing, my sweet, i sit back las night and realize i've never washed behind my ears once, it just was never a thing i thought about doing, this explains now why i can't live life...<br /><br />let's have bacon pizza by the golden lake with Jane Fonda, mah dahlin.<br /><br />love you<br /><br />*)<br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-59768319814258993672023-10-19T07:35:47.148-07:002023-10-19T07:35:47.148-07:00I think you should be the Emoji Maker. There shoul...I think you should be the Emoji Maker. There should be a Marvel film about you.<br /><br />If you wash behind your ears is that what makes you wet behind the ears? What would be the emoji for that?<br /><br />You need to think of that by the pizza lake. *)<br /><br />Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03001114035082010743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567369378356705063.post-59484734718673565612023-10-18T16:13:03.810-07:002023-10-18T16:13:03.810-07:00of course, mah dahlin, you are the best storytelle...of course, mah dahlin, you are the best storyteller and artist I know!!!<br /><br />we can't have loud deafening or our ear drums'll blow out.<br /><br />like that Superman city under a Beauty and the Beast cloche.<br /><br />Skippy the Bush Kangaroo!!! omg what a DELIGHTFUL show, one part Gilligan's Island, one part Swiss Family Robinson, and one part Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. that kangaroo is so CUTE!!! as cute as Skippy from Family Ties. this was a spinoff of Neighbours, right?<br /><br />*)<br /><br />the late phoenixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04397137348877891309noreply@blogger.com