i feel ya, miss, donuts have that same effect on me, too.
1. have you ever had sex in front of other people? what were the circumstances? yes. with my lover. we had sex.
2. you are invited to Adult Show & Tell. what do you show?
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sorry, i read that as Adult Swim. it's Monday, it's been a bad week.
3. what part of your body do you like to show off? my essence...
4. what part of the human body do you like looking at the most? eyes. did you know when you look into another's eyes, you're actually seeing a reflection of your own eyes? unless your eyes are brown and theirs are blue.
5. when you watch porn, what is it you most enjoy seeing? cum length. it's a sport that takes discipline. you have to shoot your white rainbows in just such a way to get maximum distance. the current record is held by Pedro "Peen Scene" Sanchez (pictured above) from Majorca island, Spain, or "PS" when he competes on PBS. BUTT the Penis From Poughkeepsie (real identity unknown) is making a late charge to reclaim the title and bring it back to good ol' Murica. this will be a test event at this summer's Rio Olympics.
BONUS: post a pic of your body part you like to show off: *eggplant emoji*
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2 comments:
Eyes are the most hypnotic because they feed the largest sex organ: The brain.
OMG talking of doughnuts I've just remembered I need to try a Cronut!
If eggplant is your emoji I think your pants are too tight *)
i was always taught the skin was the largest sex organ, but then again, i have a cyberbrain.
Cronuts is indisposed at the moment...with a gentle giant.
if i'm being honest about my length, my emoji would actually be a radish *)
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