Tuesday, January 6, 2015


1. what book/magazine have you read recently that turned you on? a white card in the middle of my Mad Magazine advertising a lower-back specialist. my lower back hurts a lot. it's sore forever.

2. what sort of porn do you watch to get aroused? what is that? my email automatically gets rid of all the spam before i turn on my computer each morning.

3. what is the sexiest song? "Birdhouse in Your Soul"

4. what music do you like to have on while having sex? CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK. the chorus of this song is how i perfected my O face. then afterwards, my lover and i smoke a Twix.

5. when masturbating do you prefer a) reading smut b) imagination c) watching porn d) i don't masturbate: pure imagination. incidentally, apparently there's this meme of a man in a purple coat and a brown hat going around.

bonus: what is the (song with the) sweetest (beats) sexy song? CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK.




Sammi said...

Your bonus song is one of my #3s - and your #3 is great :-)

Happy TMI!

Jules said...

I'm swapping 4 and bonus around. Because there's a birdhouse in my soul and I feel like it. *)

the late phoenix said...

sammi: YES! the NIN bond, that's true love, it's deeper than the sea.

juli: me, too. i was vacationing in the Holy Mountain and a bird of the Jodorowsky genus flew out of my chest *)