TMIT: I LIKE CYBER MONDAY 'CAUSE AS YOU ALL KNOW, I LOVE CYBER

1. what was the last thing you hid? why? my shame. bloggers don't have the best reputations, y'know? especially in this economy...

2. what was the last lie you told? why did you tell it? i take lies seriously, i don't joke about them, there are no white lies, just lies which snowball into bigger and bigger lies which destroy lives, end destined relationships, lose lifelong friends, shatter career trajectories, and create more loneliness. happy holidays, everyone.

3. what do you listen to when you workout? either NIN or monk chants. the only workout my body ever gets is when i fuck. when i cum, i actually lose nutrients so i have to drink a milkshake to replenish. i drink a milkshake in order for me to make a milkshake. i drink your eggnog milkshake...

4. what is your favorite type of exercise? sleeping and eating, burns the pounds right off.

5. are you a morning person or a night owl? when i still had something to live for, i was the consummate night owl college-student planning my next novel thinking about my next move with Jessica type go-getter. now i'm a nothing newt, i don't care either way. i mean, i wake up in the morning simply to do TMIT...

6. if you have problems falling asleep what tips/tricks do you use to induce/trick your brain to sleep? oh, a little of this, a little of that, a little porn, a little chamomile tea...

bonus: in Murica we just finished with Thanksgiving. tell us your best and worst Thanksgiving memory:

best: i ate the bird.
worst: i gave the bird.



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