TMIT: I SLEPT FOR A BILLION YEARS, MINUS ONE HOUR FOR DAYLIGHT SAVINGS

St. Patrick is my favorite saint...

1. have you ever been so loud having sex that housemates/neighbors commented or complained? complained no, but they commented. on messageboards. i guess that made them feel better. i was sorry about it, sometimes i lose myself and become an animal. they wanted to throw us out, but it was just me living there.

2. ever had kids or parents bust in on you in the middle of full-on sex? no, but my parents once did bust in on me right in the middle of me watching a particularly awkward scene of my anime show.

3. ever sucked on someone's toes? licked their feet? your request or theirs? yes. yes. neither. which was weird.

4. describe your typical sexual romp. a) playful and tame b) introduction of outfits and toys c) love shocking your partner................by trying new things d) missionary, lube, sleep:

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except with lube.

also there was this one time where i wrecked the trailer of my Optimus Prime...

5. speaking of lube, what is your favorite lube for sex and why? i'm not gonna say butter. margarine. cos it's less fat. but y'know i was chatting with mom and she told me she was watching a PBS talk which outlined that it's not fat you have to be concerned with, it's sugar. of course the one giving the lecture was Willy Wonka so take that with a grain of sugar.

BONUS: what are you looking forward to this week? not springing forward again.

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