TMIT: I, MAGE

if i had to get a forehead tattoo, it would be the tat on the forehead of Puzzle from One Piece. not that i'm suddenly going all Mike Tyson or anything.

1. how do you feel about your appearance? a) negatively b) positively negatively

2. are you satisfied with your appearance? a) yes b) no yes

3. are you currently doing anything to improve your self-image? exercise, therapy, weight change, new lover, cosmetic surgery? yes. all of it. i had a menage a 3 with my therapist and cosmetic surgerist. it was so intense i don't have to exercise ever again. they both changed my thinking, one with talk and one with a small laser to my brain. i lost ten pounds from the orgasm alone.

4. do you have any rules which must be adhered to either before sexual action takes place or during sex? at some point, butter must be employed. now the butter doesn't have to be the lube, we could enjoy some nice burnt toast with butter afterwards. or perhaps some butter popcorn as we marathon Suddenly Susan.

5. are you satisfied with your significant other's appearance? if not what would you improve? i hate to be that guy, i hate to be so shallow in these very serious times, but it would be nice if she at least existed.

BONUS: what makes you feel sexy? being in equilibrium with time. i STILL am not fully recovered from the theft of my hour of sleep.

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