learned:
* G2-4T: excuse me, you'll have to check that excess baggage. oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that was your husband.
woman: it is. does Disneyland have a marriage-counseling center?
G2-4T: yes, in Fantasyland.
* G2-4T: put away that lightsaber! you'll poke your eye out! you're too young to be a Jedi!
kid: but apparently young enough to be killed by one. have you read this Star Wars history?
G2-4T: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, oh, i'm sorry, i didn't realize that was a churro. enjoy.
* "pilots, absolutely no videotaping.........................and go to the bathroom beforehand, we don't want you exploding before the Death Star does."
* "hi, i'm your friendly neighborhood ride guide. they're making me wear this Muppets sweater. ABC and everything. i like Greg the Bunny."
* pilot commander: Red Leader, what are you doing?! you're shooting at the good guys!
Garven Dreis: wait, which one are the bad guys?
pilot commander: the ones that look like cute little binoculars.
Garven Dreis gets shot down by Darth Vader, explodes, and dies.
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happy weekend
2 comments:
What A COOL ride!
Happy weekend, my sweet *)
mah dahlin i was jacked for next week but due to unforeseen disturbances in the force it looks like i'll miss it and have to wait to netflix and chill with it later. and boy is it chilly in outer space *)
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