YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR WEDDING DAY

learned:

* groom: HABOOB!
bride: oh no, my dress is showing?! nipslip?!
groom: no, HABOOB!

* bride: HABOOB!
groom: you're marrying a boob? that's not very nice, especially on our wedding day.
bride: no, HABOOB!

* bride and groom: seriously? we still have to do the sand ceremony?

* officiant: dust to dust...
bride and groom offer dirty looks.
officiant: sorry...if there's anyone here that objects to this union...
haboob hits.
officiant: ...nevermind. y'know what, let's forego all of your long-winded vows you wrote yourselves and just say this: do you love him?
bride: yes.
officiant: you love her?
groom: yes.
officiant: great. mazel tov. i'm outtie 5000.
bride and groom: thank you, that was very efficient.
officiant: i'm an efficient officiant.

* the two kiss.
bride: your breath is all hot and dusty.
groom: i took a breath mint before, i swear!

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happy weekend