1. how much sex is too much sex? explain. well, it's just that sometimes you really do have a headache.
2. according to Kinsey, 18-29 year-olds have sex an average of 112 times a year, 86 for 30-39 yo, and 69 (how appropriate!) for 40-49 yo.
a) which group of averages would you prefer to belong to? ummmmmmmmm, i am so behind in the behind.
b) based on your age, find your group above. are you well below, about right, or high above (fuck yeah!) the average? um, i'm new here, this is my first day, can someone show me around?
3. swinging, have you tried it? will you? do you hope/wish to before you die? one time i was swinging on a swing. my buddy had pushed me so hard cos he didn't know what he was doing cos he was high. i swung around and around and around and around and around and around. i saw Jesus. it's still unclear who was higher that day at the park.
4. what is "having sex"? do you consider
a) masturbation as having sex? yes, you should always love yourself.
b) performing oral sex as having sex? yes, this is my favorite kind. i learned on Robot Chicken that you should lick the alphabet on a woman's clit. i can't wait to try that. i can't wait to see what happens when i get to Z!
5. when was the last time you received oral sex? CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK.
BONUS: what is the very last pic up there, pic 5 from the top? chicken
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4 comments:
2:I hate statistics.
3: Best kinda swinging, sweet Phoenix. Combined with sliding makes for a better rush.
4b: I think it should be practised using hieroglyphics.
BONUS: Overdone coq au vin. *)
juli: *taking copious notes* hieroglyphics you say, interesting, interesting, researching now...yes, a lot of bird shapes, slants, and half circles, very pleasurable *)
1. Having sex cures headaches.
2. b. lol
4. a. AMEN! to that.
b. I have heard that too. I want you concentrating on my reactions and body language not trying to remember which letter you are on.
Bonus: bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Happy TMI Tuesday!
-H
P.S. I've always loved the way Annie Lennox looks.
H: it's the only cure. i know, she is the best, so in tune with her self and her beats, they were big when i was a tot playing Zelda, so i'm retroactively discovering them song by song.
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