SCAM SIREN SEDUCTION

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oh to be seduced by this babe on tv
i am a typical weak man and will swallow anything she offers
it's a shame, too, 'cause i really need an ipad,
preferably the ipad 2, the one with the camera, right? camera for HNTs, wink wink
yeah, i need one of those things for this blog and all of the
award-winning writing of novels and screenplays i'm gonna do soon
if i don't die first, that is.
those ipads are cool but are fucking expensive, i mean shit,
i'd need to blow a hellavu lot more holes than i'm now to snatch one of those puppies,
so i rely on the pretty lady on my screen who says she'll
take care of everything and get me my ipad 2 for a red cent.
i believe her, i need this, i need to type more masterpieces, but i also need sex
gorgeous lady on the tv idiot box, she satisfies both of my needs,
on both fronts, i am filled





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