BANKSY'S SECRETARY: IT WAS BETTER WHEN HE WAS FACELESS

 

Jen R: feeling better?

Banksy: no. nobody looks at my art anymore and sees the subtle political underleanings. they just see my ugly face.

Jen: you're having an identity crisis but in reverse.

Banksy: how do i inspire again? 

Jen: you need a pseudonym...

Jen R on the dusty-green telephone: it's okay, we can talk now, we can talk again.

me: what happened to Banksy?

Jen: he's feeling like himself.........which is an unknown...

me: so where was Banksy staying this whole time?

Jen: my place.

Banksy at Jen's place: the minute-long Burger King commercial where the new president kicks the creepy King plastic-head-can'r-talk-mouth mascot out of his hostel and vows to make the Whopper taste like it did in the '80s, that's the only thing that gives me hope for the world right now!!!

bodega: it has to have a coin-operated horsey ride out front for the kids.

Sorsby: forget the NFL, i'm entering the supplemental Scooby draft. i bet you i can solve the mystery of the old miner, grow the first goatee in the '70s on my chin, become Shaggy, and disappear.

Fred: none of us had jobs, we all just wandered the countryside solving mysteries in our van for free. we'd eat when we'd drive into the city...

Lili Estefan: Rauly? Raulie?

Raul De Molina: no, Rauli to match with Lili...

Atom Egoyan: omg my daughter Lucine in Calendar is Paris Jackson!!!

Paris Jackson: no it's the Afghan Girl from that famous National Geographic cover.

Lucine: ONLY an Armenian name...

the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man: but i was a gentle giant. i don't get it, look at my derpy face, i have a derpier face than Barbarino.

live-action drills on the town seateL Ford this male you feel safer. or more scared ;eyes; have a kukri cultural parade here instead.

Trump; the NLT way his ALL ends if.........the 0208 general election.........maybe...

Christiane Dan our:L Bosnoa vs, the U,S. brains back those old ;9-s memories when your dad fell in love with me.

dad; Sarakevi. the war, Vjrostane poured the news into me with a mother;s pat. swaddling me in a working other;s pillowy towel. foo NG me gym you pot Horn I cm home for school at 3PM.

Christian El I will always be the greatest Oranian whi get lived...

Fizzy Ou wearing a Lufgy hatL I;m real where do I enlist on h ratan Ramy> it's an anime in, eight?

Michael Ftipe: the :Fyand; y pts ,ankle SNES EOF but;e a human compass...

Waldo: ...

ToshL the trees...

Vkrps Elliott: I choked on my real and went to heaven, tats the dre,a of every single man living with his parents. while up there graham Licniclm puce DME Io n the got, I was witness to Hinets r;s wrestling most up close.

The music ManL the UKTIMDTE musical.

deers on Cooepr: ...

:items Oviedo Hallmark Movies WT crime...

back Play boot BunynL I'd you others?...

me; I'm off.

jenL leaving.'

me; not right.

jenL have a honey yogurt, it;LL restore your pH balance. 

Jamie klee ritual which is OST your mental balance. I do NOT look good with long hair...

JenL why is all the honey you're at you place heard?!!!! 

me: I need a chisel, not a spoon.

Jen: there's no such thing as Itanian frozen yogurt...

me: why does all my milk taste metallic? the expiration date is July 4.

Jen R: revolutions are messy, they require guns.

me: and the Heinz Chili Sauce.

Jen: right? it's just ketchup, they forgot to put chilis in there, all the bottles look the same.

our dusty-green telephone sits on top of an unfinished Banksy street stencil about the Three-State Solution in army-fatigue green that looks like olive-branch green. 

me: i give up, all spaghetti sauce tastes terrible. 

Jen R at my place: Rao's Marinara. and homestyle mini-meatballs. the Kraft parmesan cheese in the green shaker is more powdery than you remember from the '80s. there, you've reclaimed your spaghetti for dinner!!!

me: i am devoted to you.