Friday, December 23, 2016

CHRISTMAS JUMPERS



learned:

* dogs think we're stupid.

* so this is the origin story of the new Doctor Who Companion, right?

* sorry honey, i can't read the instructions, the pictures are in Swedish.

* husband: why do we have a trampoline in our backyard?
wife: that's not a trampoline, that's my shoe-closet extension.

* REMEMBER KIDS, THIS HOLIDAY SEASON SOMEONE'S ALWAYS WATCHING YOU, CLICK HERE

* fox 1: i'm a fucking bird!!!
fox 2: no, we're instruments of the devil.

* Buster the Boxer: hey family, it just became Wind in the Willows out there.
family: stop growling, boy, it's just the wind.
Buster the Boxer: *sigh*

* squirrel: i could already fly.
badger: i got your candied nuts right here.
toad: i go on a wild ride every night. bath salts. they really need to clean out that pond.

* Buster: yeah! i did it! i claim the trampoline! the trampoline is mine! this goes out to my junior-high English teacher who said i'd never amount to anything. hah! i avoided the gangs and the pondwater.

* Nietzsche: and those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
fox: Nietzsche is dead.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS! CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel owes me money...





4 comments:

Jenny Baranick said...

Thank you! Now I know what to get my cat for Christmas.

the late phoenix said...

how is your cat? i got 2, Talia the black-and-white pistol who kills more blinds than mice, and Trinity, my big beautiful orange tabby who is the size of a tiger. i shoulda named him Tiger.

Jules said...

THE JUMPERS! NIetzche would love those.

MERRY CHRISTMAS my sweet! Have a wonderful time *) Thank you for all your support.

the late phoenix said...

mah dahlin Nietzsche couldn't get the jumper over his big head!

big kisses <3 :* :* :*

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