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1. what's something recent that happened to you that is truly "too much information"?: i wet the bed last night but
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so it's okay.
2. share with us a tale of when someone told you "too much information" and you wish they hadn't:
me: hi, fish.
yellow fish: hi Aquaman.
me: any hot gossip underneath the sea here? what's going on underwater?
yellow fish: hi Aquaman.
and then the yellow fish tells me about last night when he was on a date with Sandy Cheeks and doesn't leave out a single detail.
3. do you or your SO use the toilet while the other one is in the bathroom doing something else? do you mind? no not at all. it was our fish's funeral. not the yellow fish a different one. i was in charge of the final flush and she was busy arranging the ceremonial fish-tank seaweed.
4. will you make a bowel movement when your SO is in the bathroom? when she did, i knew she was the one. y'know until the Borat movie i never thought going to the bathroom was a private act.
5. toilet paper, yes or no? she uses the toilet paper...to TP the houses. i'm the lookout protecting the fort. she does all the work and i stay at home looking through an empty toilet roll and i radio in any trouble using our walkie-talkies. yeah i mean i'm really just a chicken. she's still into the Bonnie and Clyde thing, i've grown weary of it but i don't want to let her down.
bonus: what did you do this weekend? did you have fun? got a new bed, a new fish, a new toilet paper roll with paper, rented Borat at a video-rental shop, read the wikipedia article on Bonnie and Clyde again, and there's been this piece of beef jerky stuck in my tooth the whole weekend i can't get it out i've tried everything toothpick floss fork tine nothing works it's still lodged in there tight it's uncomfortable not fun at all though my tongue is having fun
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