Friday, November 4, 2016

BASEBALL'S POPULAR AGAIN!


learned:

* you know why 108 years ago seems like yesterday? cos time doesn't exist.

* "don't have a cow, man!!!"---Bart. the only Bart we know.

* anyone else getting election fever? this cycle it's an actual fever.

* wait, where are the girls?

* the boy just wanted to go to the bathroom.

* no dunce caps yet. the Illuminati was just getting started.

* George Washington was a dinosaur. literally. again, the Illuminati was just getting started.

* if you say it out loud, it makes it easier to believe.

* boy: Santa!

* first, the gravedigger appears. that's a bad omen.

* kid, it's just a dream! school is hell and there is no escape!

* Babe Ruth: school is for chumps. all that matters in life is becoming a professional athlete.
teacher: i wanted to be a rapper but my mother forbid it.

* Babe Ruth: arithmetic? i just ask Siri. she tells me everything.
teacher: i wish i had an exotic concubine.

* these kids don't want to play baseball. they just want to get outside to go to the bathroom.

* Babe Ruth: i'm a good pitcher, too, dammit!

* oh, kid, no, that's not gonna cut it. next time throw your cutter.

* that's not a catcher's mask but it is a mask if you know what i mean.

* no grass. back then, the entire United States was one big horsetrack.

* that's dangerous, kid! no, not the slide. not being on top of the tables. having an imagination. back then having an imagination was dangerous.

* boy: 6 times 6 is 36...
teacher: quiet.
boy: yes, Headmaster...............i mean, dad.

* teacher: Santa just winked at me.

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Harry Caray weekend





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