Friday, October 14, 2016

YOU COULD HURT ME USING THE SHARP END OF WHAT YOU SAY


learned:

* and guys, too

* when you think about it, dragons are the cure for everything. so............we just need some dragons.

* Granny Mileena

* oh, thought it said Subway. had a joke lined up.

* DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. ANY OF IT. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE IN PRISON.

* PUSH THE RED BUTTON

* watch out, Brad, Connie's a Gem Warrior.

* there will be a reckoning. the elephants will stomp you out like the Giants defense did to Tom Brady that Super Bowl.

* like the motherfucking dickens

* is the election over yet?

* General Drake: YOLO.

* the Spirited Away guy?

* no, guess not.

* nothing to do with pot

* not cool, that green guy was a father. isn't it creepy how you can suddenly make any inanimate object a living breathing soul simply by sticking two eyes on it?

* violence does not make sex sexier.

* General Drake: you used to call me on my cell phone.

* Jenkins: listen to the words coming out of my mouth, soldier! not the ridiculous mustache on my mouth!

* just as well. too much Sbarro mall pizza will give you painful flashbacks.

* get to da choppa

* war is a zero-sum game.

* you'll put an eye out

* remember when phones rang off the hook?

* it's even worse, the green guy was a grandfather. put a gray wig on a watermelon...

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happy halloween






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