Friday, August 5, 2016

AMY POEHLER USES THIS INSTEAD OF GOING TO A THERAPIST



learned:

* your name is not Billiam.

* Conor McGregor may have introduced the concept of steak & eggs to me, but Jimmy Dean let me smoke his breakfast bowl.

* y'know the Mickey Mouse pancakes are easier to do cos you just need two mini pancakes to make the Mickey ears, whereas the waffles are harder cos shaping a square Belgian waffle into two mini Mickey ears is not natural. i heard Minnie left Mickey cos he hadn't changed in 88 years. don't say to the person preparing your pancakes/waffles that they got cakes.

* everytime Zika is mentioned in the media, chug a Zima.

* lucky Tigger. i heard Tigger's a bouncer.

* Lindsay Lohan ended up being the most professional one on that stage. she later went on to solve Brexit.

* Pluto wants a 3-way bacon burger....................................................from Carl's Jr.

* this is making me uneasy as the Opening Ceremonies start.

* we'll all be Aqua Man? that is depressing.

* that sucks. her children would've been funny.

* waffle napkin

* at the Hall of Presidents, the Trump robot's head covers even Lincoln's stovepipe hat.

* it was just sugar. which is deadlier for you.

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happy weekend. across all the NBC platforms.




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