PANIC FOR A MINUTE BUT PICK UP YOUR BUTTS, WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK

learned:

* i cannot stress this to you enough, do NOT watch this while high, you must experience this sober for full effect. if you watch this high, all you'll see on your screen is a Tom and Jerry rerun.

* sometimes your balls are in back of you. which is to say you gain courage from your butt. like, use your ass to run away to fight another day or something.

* i really hope i'm done with all my dental stuff. i did enjoy getting sponge baths from the voluptuous nurses, but one root canal is enough. any more and the constant drilling of your teeth goes from transcenDENTAL to diminishing returns.

* so that's where that ghost from the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland ended up, i'd recognize that scarforting (scary yet comforting) face anywhere.

* the moon was made from space tears. who was crying those tears? scientists are still working that out. one thing is certain, though, it wasn't from screaming cos, y'know,

* the afterlife: a place that can only be seen without eyes. or rather, with just one eye...

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have a restful weekend.

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