Friday, April 28, 2017
STEAMED UP YOUR APPLE WATCH SCREEN
* ready for some Friday Night Writes!!!?
* most gifs get annoying. but this is Rose having multiple orgasms.
* song? what song? Dean Martin? Frank Sinatra? Leonardo DiCaprio?
* the song makes me want to eat pizza.
* Pac-Man grid
* dealer: you're trading in your blue car for a red car. why?
man: five words: the color of my balls
* owl: i haven't seen tail like that since the Whovian Reunion.
* wife: why did you leave the searchlights on?
man: so the cops can recover the body.
man: cos that little wiggle you do with your ass on my cock is killing me.
* lyrics: or girl-on-girl. or guy-on-guy.
* girl: Daddy, where do babies come from?
man: whoa, the dealer has a fro!
* cows: we have tastier milk than you humans.
* girl: Daddy, did you make a baby?
girl: a baby dog?
* birds: worms, bees: Honey Nut Cheerios, got it.
* man: so that shaking of the vehicle in the end was just our family having fun?
wife: yes but i'm pregnant.
wife: the gyration itself. i'm susceptible to rumble.
* wife: i hate camping.
man: and we're experiencing turbulence...
* wife: but my eyes aren't brown...
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happy weekend. basketball or something