* that British accent, i simply must believe it if it's in that sonorous studious British lilt.
* Swiss spaghetti is better than Italian spaghetti but not as good as Chinese spaghetti. Chinese spaghetti is all.
* the only fortnight is Wimbledon. everything else is two weeks.
* did you know bees make honey? they don't just do sex with birds.
* late frost: my nickname in college
* buy local.
* spaghetti weevil: Ricky Gervais's nickname in college. he was still fat back then.
* it's a family affair, they're breeders, but it's not what you think.
* this is real. this is really happening. those boccalinos are filled with air.
* sundried tomatoes are a scam. just get the large red ripe plump juicy tomatoes, not the sacs.
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happy weekend. let's go Rory! complete the Slam! if not Rory, Sergio! complete the Sergio Slam! which is one slam.