1. what question about sex do you find hard to ask your partner? sometimes i just want to cuddle but it's hard to cuddle when i'm wearing a gimp suit.
2. what question about sex do you find hard to ask anybody? it's not ideal to ask my mom about the Human Centipede but i do it cos she's a nurse.
3. sexually, what are your favorite things to do? i cum in her mouth, she cums in my mouth, then we sit down for a quiet dinner under a pink neon light with chequered napkins on our laps as we enjoy beet salad with some Paul Newman Creamy Caesar. to cleanse our palates.
4. name 3 things which most excite your imagination when you imagine doing them. thinking about what to write, forming legitimate plotthread chains and connections as i conceptualize, and having my characters have sex. the actual writing of the story is boring.
5. in how many countries have you had sexual relations? i can't divulge cos some of the stuff i've tried is illegal depending on the country.
bonus: describe your ideal sex partner. whoever's reading this, it's you, you are my perfect fuck.
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