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* i'm exhausted. washed the litter box today. power washing. with my power hose. dunked the gunked scoop in a pail of hot-as-hell water overnight. left the pail in the shed and locked the door to keep the 100-pound midnight squirrels from it. hell water.
* the Thundercats' litter box that is. what a job!
* give THIS man the Oscar! did it all in one take, too. One Take Jake. he's a real professor. now why would you want to be a professor when you could be an actor?
* oh, turns out he had someone behind the camera with cue cards and he read them SNL-style. still, the professor's performance was on point cos every single thing written on those cue cards was spelled incorrectly...
* this is why we'll never have a time machine
* nothing unilateral has ever been good
* diractants: Directioners distracted by Zayn's shocking exit
* life is not about sperm, life is about fam
* the Coptic version is still considered apocrypha
* side-fumbling can be cured with prayer
* Lotus vs. the Stater, religion vs. government, Jesus vs. Caesar
* pipe. thank you, now i understand
* girdle spring: a brassy dame who still has a spring in her step. a gilf who wants to fuck. Betty White
* oh, this won a Grammy
* score? oh that score. i scored a zero on this.
* he wanted so bad, so bad to say dingus
* something about repopulation
* it's not NASA's fault, the government are cheap fucks who believe in war, not science. didn't you think we'd have a Starship Enterprise by now?
* after all that work the frickin' director corpses and ruins the bit at the end! and it's not endearing like when Harvey Korman did it.
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