1. why do you live where you live? cos they don't know where i live.
2. do you want to have your sins forgiven? i don't believe in sinning, i believe in winning.
3. do you believe in heaven and hell? CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK
4. after life, where do you think you'll end up? i just want to go where Kurt Cobain is.
5. if you have children, would they say you are the favorite parent? why do you think this? i would be the coolest parent ever. i'd let my kids do whatever they wanted at all times. it'd be a fun 18 years. okay, 80 years.
6. has anything ever happened to you that was personal, dramatic, or spectacular enough to cause you to believe in a god? they wanted me to take the position of God. i refused after seeing all the work that was involved. i mean that is a LOT of work. i'm lazy. God made me lazy.
bonus: what is something you consider to be a great personal success? why was it so significant? every time i can open my eyes and write is a success. i have to close my eyes to get my imagination flowing. sometimes this can take up to five hours, i use the entire morning. five hours with my eyes closed. i look like i'm dead.
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greet the season. go on, don't be shy, the season won't bite.