* priest: ding dong the witch is dead. just kidding.
imam: this isn't the start of a joke. we are real people. with feelings.
* priest: did you make it past security?
* priest: why do your knees hurt? on second thought, don't answer that. my knees hurt, too.
imam: that's a nice pullover you're wearing. brown?
priest: maroon. are you colorblind?
imam: we should all be colorblind, my friend.
* priest: there you go.
imam: you drink first.
* priest: why are you laughing?
imam: it numbs the pain.
* priest: i can't wait. i've always wanted to go to the Amazon River.
* priest: did you have trouble ordering?
imam: yes. they said someone like me ordering kneepads was suspicious.
priest: me, too.
* priest: did you get scared when a strange package arrived at your door?
imam: uh, no.
priest: oh that's just me then. i need to stop watching 24.
* imam: it'll arrive by drone? not funny.
* priest: hey between you and me does God talk back to you when you pray?
priest: i know right? these laymen don't know what they're missing!
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happy weekend. catch a concert. coexist.