Wednesday, May 2, 2012

TNH: EVOLVE DOWN


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click on what was discovered on the masterpiece after art historians painstakingly removed layers of dust...for #3 in the series



NOW, CLICK HERE TO START THINGS OFF, START THE CHAIN OF EVOLUTION ROLLING


i have evolved, my gods are more attuned to today's ironic internet culture, i eat my god with parmesan cheese, garlic bread, and white wine, i have evolved, i was formed from a lizard, or a pebble or something, a pebble which was once a part of a space rock floating around that once formed a spaghetti strand, a flying spaghetti strand, monster is a relative term, i have evolved, i no longer walk around the park with no pants on, i no longer make yellow in the shadows, now i wear a tie and make white with my impatient lover in the shadows, i am a man of society, i can be accepted by my peers, no art critic's ranty reviews will bring me down, i have evolved, i came from nothing, i am nothing, and nothing i shall return, but i am evolved enough to know i shall rest on the bosom of my Creator, i shall be twirled up by the tines of a fork and eaten, i have evolved





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7 comments:

kazigrrl said...

No longer make yellow in the shadows? that's no fun!!

Are we really evolving? or are we devolving? I wonder when I see some of the stupid stunts people do...

The Darwin Awards are my favourite awards ever!!

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~Kazi xxx

Vincent Vega said...

Your god sounds tasty!

Jack and Jill said...

I've always wondered how the Supreme Being feels about being referred to as a monster. Seems kind of insensitive, as he can't do anything about his appearance. Anyway, I'd ask him if this irks him, but everyone knows you can't communicate with a nonexistent entity.

Cheeky Minx said...

Mouth poised, body ready, bring on the spaghetti... :*

the late phoenix said...

kazi: i like those Darwin Award lists, too, bit i did feel sorry for that one kid who was on there who got done in by the ferris wheel

vince: it appears my god prefers red wine to white, just a fun fact

jj: i read in the Sacred Texts that he was bullied when he was younger, so that explains all the meatball scars on his face

cheeky: i'm assuming your mouth is poised for "spaghetti" which is the code word for "white" ;)

i am in love with you...

Nolens Volens said...

;)

the late phoenix said...

nv: XD