BABE OF THE WEEK: KATTY KAY

huh? huh? yeah. another British accent which melts my **** and makes all that horrid news from the world perpetrated by the crazies among us go down in a palatable fashion. side-note: this world is fucking insane, but i am insane, what exactly does that make me? does the knowing, the self-awareness, lessen the insanity somewhat? i guess it all works itself out into two fewer sticks of the needle. look at those pearly whites in PIC 8!!!! Katty is my kitty, she's my number-one newsbabe, i'm tellin' ya, like a clock at 4pm every weekday i'm there with my cool-ranch doritos waiting for her to appear on my tv screen with a nice dress of the day on to give me those BBC World News America headlines. on fridays when the other one appears, i get let down, i mean, the other one's nice, she's that librarian with the brown hair, short, big tits, but it just isn't the same, isn't my kitty, my Katty. kit-kat, the name of a cat and of chocolate...wafers. speaking of clocks working, a dead grandfather clock works twice a day, i don't know why i went with the *grandfather* specificity there, not like i'm thinking about him or my own mortality at this moment or anything. sex with Katty would be a whole new level in the sky, it wouldn't be the sloppy, silly, untrained American Yankee fucking i engage in occasionally, no, no, this is proper British sex, sex with an elegant, experienced woman of stature, this would be flying on the chandeliers with gloves on so as not to leave a stain. don't spot the good china, but white stains are a must. this is BRITISH sex, folks, the ultimate, and someday i just know i will achieve my British dream...


CLICK ON THE BELOW LINKS IF YOU DARE:

* THIS GUY IS AN EVEN BIGGER PERV THAN ME, LEARN FROM THE BEST, I SUPPOSE. YOU ALWAYS MAKE ANYTHING BETTER WHEN YOU PLACE A SOUNDTRACK ON IT

* PINK, HEELS, AND SLEEVELESS, I GATHER

* OOOOOOOOOH, MAROON!!!!!!!!!

* GAMS MAKE EVEN THE DRY WET



and looksy here, dude, i didn't even plan this, pure coincidence, but Katty will be appearing in Power Players Week on Jeopardy coming up this cumming Monday, how's that for matching wavelengths and the universes aligning?! i swear, i had been planning this post for months, didn't know this would happen at right this moment. May, huh? fucking month of May...Jeopardy... not to mention Dana Perino will be on there, too...





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