* your name is not Billiam.
* Conor McGregor may have introduced the concept of steak & eggs to me, but Jimmy Dean let me smoke his breakfast bowl.
* y'know the Mickey Mouse pancakes are easier to do cos you just need two mini pancakes to make the Mickey ears, whereas the waffles are harder cos shaping a square Belgian waffle into two mini Mickey ears is not natural. i heard Minnie left Mickey cos he hadn't changed in 88 years. don't say to the person preparing your pancakes/waffles that they got cakes.
* everytime Zika is mentioned in the media, chug a Zima.
* lucky Tigger. i heard Tigger's a bouncer.
* Lindsay Lohan ended up being the most professional one on that stage. she later went on to solve Brexit.
* Pluto wants a 3-way bacon burger....................................................from Carl's Jr.
* this is making me uneasy as the Opening Ceremonies start.
* we'll all be Aqua Man? that is depressing.
* that sucks. her children would've been funny.
* waffle napkin
* at the Hall of Presidents, the Trump robot's head covers even Lincoln's stovepipe hat.
* it was just sugar. which is deadlier for you.
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