Monday, May 2, 2016


whenever you feel the odds are stacked against you, think of Leicester...

that's why cats don't brush their own teeth and have their humans do it for them.

some call it wine o'clock. i call it Tuesday.

1. do you wish every day was like Sunday? no. i hate the term Lazy Sunday (love the SNL Digital Short, though. in fact that was my very first youtube vid. ever) i don't know what that is. Sundays have been my busiest day for the past 20 years. i don't have time to breathe. why is anime only on very late at night? makes us weeaboos feel dirty.

2. why don't you like Mondays? CLICK HERE U.S. Acres, criminally-underrated show always in the fat shadow of the cat

CLICK HERE no this is why i LIKE Mondays.

3. SMTWTFS love, which is the best day for sex? CLICK HERE

4. do you look forward to Wednesday aka Hump Day? CLICK HERE 

5. Friday night and just got paid. do you get paid on Fridays? I NEVER GET PAID BUT MY BOSSES ALLOW ME OUT ONCE A WEEK TO SEE A CONCERT, CLICK HERE, RIGHT HERE AT THIS LINK

6. what were you doing 10:15 Saturday night? sit-ups

BONUS: today in Washington, DC metro area it's another rainy day and it is Monday. what's your weather? one day we will lose the ozone layer permanently and there won't be weather. write your congressman.



Jules said...

Way to go Leicester! Bless ya for keeping up with proper football, my sweet!

I do sit ups at 10.03 precisely.

I always think it’s wine o clock. *)

Cheeky Minx said...

No weather?! That's such a dire thought since I'm becoming aged and now obsessed with it...

*hobbles off to write my local MP*

the late phoenix said...

juli: true love can even beat 5000-to-1 odds. that's devotion! now i wanna be a hooligan *)

cheeky: yes! please! you guys have only a couple of months left to save the world before Trump over here destroys the ozone layer himself with all his hairspray.